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#1 Ckristian

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 08:27 AM

This came in the newspapers here long back...Just received it in mail - so thought of posting it :lol: (and a search didnt bring anythin related to this so here goes ;)



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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

#2 Jaymz

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 08:40 AM

;)

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 08:47 AM

lol... stupid man
wonder if she quit after that

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 08:50 AM

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 08:59 AM

hehe pretty funny

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 09:00 AM

Donna, on Sep 17 2005, 01:50 PM, said:

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lol - didn't know emoticons could put it so well...

Swish!

Almost forgot...Cheers for the chuckle CKristian, keep em comin!

Edited by Magnesium, 17 September 2005 - 09:09 AM.


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Posted 17 September 2005 - 09:45 AM

haha, good old, "who's on first"

Edited by anti_angel, 17 September 2005 - 09:45 AM.


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Posted 17 September 2005 - 10:38 AM

lol that was good

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 12:27 PM

hehe, good one.

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 12:34 PM

Sad thing is, I think this was an actual discussion... ;)

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 12:44 PM

LMAO, wow thats our presedent (we meaning me and the rest of the usa lol).

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 03:49 PM

That's pretty funny, shame it drags on abit.

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 03:56 PM

Ithink that is crackingly funny!
But I guess I am not American!

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 07:23 PM

Oh man, that is classic!

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 09:18 PM

man thats hilarious, but now people are saying the president is this dumb...the fact is he is smarter than half of the people that think he's dumb.

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Posted 17 September 2005 - 10:08 PM

Ahahahaha thats some funny stuff,
Laughed the whole way

Edited by syntex, 18 September 2005 - 03:07 PM.


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Posted 18 September 2005 - 03:09 AM

:)


The most frightening thing is that it's probably true :huh:

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Posted 19 September 2005 - 04:12 PM

funny thing is i can realy see mr bush doing that lmao





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