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#1 MK_LAGI

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 10:58 AM

I'm not sure if you guy already heard about these lame jokes, but people (boys) all over my college are telling these chuck norris jokes :P. I'm not even sure if they know who he is, but they're all speaking about him :) . They're saying lame stuff like:

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!
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Ok, I have to say they are a little funny, but I still dont know how they started, you know anything about this?

Edit: just found this link http://www.itsyourti...com/?q=node/459

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 11:03 AM

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 11:13 AM

his tears also cure cancer, its a shame hes never cried

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 11:54 AM

you guys joinin in too :)

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 12:38 PM

the jokes are mostly pointless its just another fad thats going threw and probably gonna leave soon... just like mama jokes.... they just mostly make fun of Chuck mostly...

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 02:28 PM

meh yoda would kick chuck norris' ass.

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 02:38 PM

HAHAHA Chuck Norris owns! This threads makes me want to go watch Missing in Action III :P

And those jokes rock lol

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 02:40 PM

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

HHAHAA That's a good one. I GOTTA buy that T-Shirt now for the gym lol

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 01:27 PM

Hehehe, some of them are funny, but they're pretty random...

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 01:57 PM

most of them are recycled vin diesel jokes...

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 02:45 PM

ok, the ones that people came up with themselves suck really badly, i mean, they really ned to get a life, the best ones are on chuck norris facts i still cant believe how lame those kids jokes were

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 03:28 PM

chuck norris.... ;)

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 03:34 PM

Haha, great jokes, its a good way to lift up the mood. Man he sure is popular among some...

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 04:56 PM

View PostCliff, on Apr 5 2006, 02:57 PM, said:

most of them are recycled vin diesel jokes...

Cept Diesel is completely worthless from day 1 and I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. I can't STAND that guy.

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 06:03 PM

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Gotta love the Chuck Norris Facts :(. He has actually made a statement about these, here is what he said. http://www.chucknorr...nts.aspx?type=2

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 03:53 AM

It's pretty sad that the people who RELEASED the vin diesel/mr t/chuck norris fact generators have been ripped mindlessly by kids

To me the facts are great, but the 5-10 people who ripped the generators aren't

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 03:58 AM

Some of them jokes are great :)

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 04:37 AM

View PostCliff, on Apr 5 2006, 06:57 PM, said:

most of them are recycled vin diesel jokes...
Yes. They came after the VinDiesel jokes ill try to find the link. Most are just copy and pasted and vin diesel with chuck norris

#19 MK_LAGI

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 11:09 AM

These jokes are some of the most random things i heard, i mean "Chuck Norris" and "Jokes" :)

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 02:04 PM

"I HATE Chuck Norris FACTS" everyone loves this stupido jokes..:(
am the only one who hates thes jokes or what ? :(.





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