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[MK_LAGI]

I'm not sure if you guy already heard about these lame jokes, but people (boys) all over my college are telling these chuck norris jokes . I'm not even sure if they know who he is, but they're all speaking about him . They're saying lame stuff like:

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!

Ok, I have to say they are a little funny, but I still dont know how they started, you know anything about this?

Edit: just found this link http://www.itsyourti...com/?q=node/459

Edited by MK_LAGI, 04 April 2006 - 10:59 AM.

[syndrome]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Edited by syndrome, 04 April 2006 - 11:42 AM.

[Jamie Huskisson]

his tears also cure cancer, its a shame hes never cried

[MK_LAGI]

you guys joinin in too

[SebLev]

the jokes are mostly pointless its just another fad thats going threw and probably gonna leave soon... just like mama jokes.... they just mostly make fun of Chuck mostly...

-Seb-

[syndrome]

meh yoda would kick chuck norris' ass.

[Faken]

HAHAHA Chuck Norris owns! This threads makes me want to go watch Missing in Action III

And those jokes rock lol

Dan

[Faken]

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

HHAHAA That's a good one. I GOTTA buy that T-Shirt now for the gym lol

Dan

[MK_LAGI]

Hehehe, some of them are funny, but they're pretty random...

[Ruben K]

most of them are recycled vin diesel jokes...

[jonno]

ok, the ones that people came up with themselves suck really badly, i mean, they really ned to get a life, the best ones are on chuck norris facts i still cant believe how lame those kids jokes were

[Av-]

chuck norris....

[Atomica]

Haha, great jokes, its a good way to lift up the mood. Man he sure is popular among some...

[Faken]

Cliff, on Apr 5 2006, 02:57 PM, said:

most of them are recycled vin diesel jokes...

Cept Diesel is completely worthless from day 1 and I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. I can't STAND that guy.

Dan

[SKETCHi]

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Gotta love the Chuck Norris Facts . He has actually made a statement about these, here is what he said. http://www.chucknorr...nts.aspx?type=2

[Jamie Huskisson]

It's pretty sad that the people who RELEASED the vin diesel/mr t/chuck norris fact generators have been ripped mindlessly by kids

To me the facts are great, but the 5-10 people who ripped the generators aren't

[Mooey]

Some of them jokes are great

[haynes]

Cliff, on Apr 5 2006, 06:57 PM, said:

most of them are recycled vin diesel jokes...

Yes. They came after the VinDiesel jokes ill try to find the link. Most are just copy and pasted and vin diesel with chuck norris

[MK_LAGI]

These jokes are some of the most random things i heard, i mean "Chuck Norris" and "Jokes"

[D3nnis]

"I HATE Chuck Norris FACTS" everyone loves this stupido jokes..
am the only one who hates thes jokes or what ? .