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[Faken]

HAPPY EASTER

Just wanted to extend to everyone out there a happy and safe Easter weekend on behalf of all the folks here at P2L! <3

I'll be out of town visiting family and eating about 20 pounds of chocolate bunny ears, so take care and have a good one! (I'll still be around emails and such.. I'm not THAT crazy)

Dan

[Donna]

Faken was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road carrying a basket of eggs. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the Bunny jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

Faken, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny. Much to his dismay, the Easter Bunny was dead. Faken felt guilty and began to cry.

Donna was driving down the same highway and saw Faken crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked Faken what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

Donna told the Faken not to worry. She knew exactly what to do.

She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs, waved its paw at the two and hopped on down the road. Fifty yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another fifty yards, turned, waved, hopped

another fifty yards and waved again!!!!

Faken was astonished. He said to Donna, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

Donna turned the can around so that Faken could read the label.



It said:



"HAIR SPRAY.

Restores life to dead hair.

Also adds permanent wave."


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Names have been changed to protect the innocent.



HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE

[sp0173d_24]

Nice cool story

Happy Easter

Edited by sp0173d_24, 15 April 2006 - 01:19 AM.

[Mr. Matt]

lol very good donna, i wont tell any one i've seen that some where before

Happy Easter All!

Also happy birthday too my 2 mates who are 18 and 17 today!

[DanWilliamson]

Happy Easter!

[ICT Helpers]

Happy Easter everyone

[syndrome]

Hehe nice story Donna Have a good time everyone I know I will on my weeks holiday ROLL ON TOMORROW

[Hoot]

lol, good story Donna! Everyone have a good Easter im enjoying it so far

Hoot

[Canen Art]

Happy Easter everyone.

That story was funny Donna.

Best Regards,

Jason

[Mooey]

I'm ill and feeling sorry for myself

[dEcade]

lol Good story Donna.

Have a great easter everyone!

dEcade

[Neodug]

Happy Easter y'all! Its bin good so far

[ecntrc]

Happy Easter Everyone!!!
Cant wait till tomorrow morning.. let my kid rip through the house and look for eggs and his goodies.. that will make me feel better!

[Adrenaline]

Indeed, Happy Easter everybody. Lets all get fat!

[PSgirl]

lol, great story Donna.

Happy Easter everyone!!!

[lllAE86lll]

Happy easter every1

[DemetriusL]

Happy Easter,
Oh yes, Like to say I am looking for a Designer?