so i was re-setting some shelves at work, when i had to take a call for customer service. turns out it was a customer who had some candlemaking questions.
the conversation started out with him saying "It's for my Wife's friend's birthday, and she's been a very naught girl."
the conversation went downhill from there.
apparantly he's making a candle in the shape of a cock, so he wanted to know if we had any cylindrical candle molds about the size of a pringles can. i go look at the candle molds and find out that we don't. I give the dude the measurements of the candle molds that are apporximatly the same size, and he wanted to know how wide across four inches was. I didn't have a measuring tape on me, so i told him that the opening was about as wide across as my hand. He made a creepy comment about how much he liked the description i gave, and then started asking me about dyes. i told him we had ivory dye and white dye, because he said he wanted a flesh color for the shaft. Exact words. then he said he wanted a purple color for the head and some pink for the veins. apparantly he wanted to get really detailed with his shit.
this went on for about two more minutes until the guy decided that he had freaked me out enough and hung up.
I'd better get a raise for this shit.
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Posted 26 December 2004 - 10:31 PM
Ender, on Dec 26 2004, 11:09 PM, said:
so i was re-setting some shelves at work, when i had to take a call for customer service. turns out it was a customer who had some candlemaking questions.
the conversation started out with him saying "It's for my Wife's friend's birthday, and she's been a very naught girl."
the conversation went downhill from there.
apparantly he's making a candle in the shape of a cock, so he wanted to know if we had any cylindrical candle molds about the size of a pringles can. i go look at the candle molds and find out that we don't. I give the dude the measurements of the candle molds that are apporximatly the same size, and he wanted to know how wide across four inches was. I didn't have a measuring tape on me, so i told him that the opening was about as wide across as my hand. He made a creepy comment about how much he liked the description i gave, and then started asking me about dyes. i told him we had ivory dye and white dye, because he said he wanted a flesh color for the shaft. Exact words. then he said he wanted a purple color for the head and some pink for the veins. apparantly he wanted to get really detailed with his shit.
this went on for about two more minutes until the guy decided that he had freaked me out enough and hung up.
I'd better get a raise for this shit.
the conversation started out with him saying "It's for my Wife's friend's birthday, and she's been a very naught girl."
the conversation went downhill from there.
apparantly he's making a candle in the shape of a cock, so he wanted to know if we had any cylindrical candle molds about the size of a pringles can. i go look at the candle molds and find out that we don't. I give the dude the measurements of the candle molds that are apporximatly the same size, and he wanted to know how wide across four inches was. I didn't have a measuring tape on me, so i told him that the opening was about as wide across as my hand. He made a creepy comment about how much he liked the description i gave, and then started asking me about dyes. i told him we had ivory dye and white dye, because he said he wanted a flesh color for the shaft. Exact words. then he said he wanted a purple color for the head and some pink for the veins. apparantly he wanted to get really detailed with his shit.
this went on for about two more minutes until the guy decided that he had freaked me out enough and hung up.
I'd better get a raise for this shit.
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Posted 26 December 2004 - 11:30 PM
lmao
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Posted 27 December 2004 - 12:13 AM
I see, faken moved on from alien, to weener mold candles.
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Posted 27 December 2004 - 04:58 AM
lol. funny.and that realy happened!
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Posted 27 December 2004 - 08:11 AM
Faken, on Dec 26 2004, 08:31 PM, said:
I forgot to mention I'll be there on Thursday to pick it all up. Sorry about that...
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Faken.... That is kind of freaky but you never know with the kind of people that are out there, and what you might encounter.
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Posted 27 December 2004 - 02:41 PM
Faken, on Dec 27 2004, 03:31 AM, said:
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I forgot to mention I'll be there on Thursday to pick it all up. Sorry about that...
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Posted 27 December 2004 - 03:43 PM
Faken, on Dec 27 2004, 12:31 AM, said:
I forgot to mention I'll be there on Thursday to pick it all up. Sorry about that...
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I guess I'd better go get a towel and clean up the water I HAD been drinking...
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Posted 27 December 2004 - 05:13 PM
Jaymz, on Dec 27 2004, 01:43 PM, said:
Faken, on Dec 27 2004, 12:31 AM, said:
I forgot to mention I'll be there on Thursday to pick it all up. Sorry about that...
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I guess I'd better go get a towel and clean up the water I HAD been drinking... that is pretty funny.
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Posted 27 December 2004 - 09:09 PM
Haha that is some funny stuff. I am sorry you have to deal with that job. I like my job, i work outside for 8 hours on a Tubbing hill, pushing people down a hill, not only good excersise, but some really cute girls come through there and i get to flirt with em and joke around while getting paid. Oh and I get to make convo with some of the greatest looking desk girls. Um.. Think God for winter. Haha
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 12:14 PM
rofl, i would like to meet a person like that i would probably fall from laughter.
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:53 PM
Cant beat my job, walking around cleaning a few trays watching all the sexy women all year around, and i get really good pay especially for my age!
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:47 PM
Faken, on Dec 27 2004, 03:31 AM, said:
Ender, on Dec 26 2004, 11:09 PM, said:
I forgot to mention I'll be there on Thursday to pick it all up. Sorry about that...
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thats the life of retail man. you gotta roll with the punches. the most you can do is step back when a situation is over and laugh about it.
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I have two jokes I would like to share...however only one is decent enough..I am not sure what I can post on here and what I cannot. anyway:
There was this newlywed couple, they were in their suite getting undressed and the husband takes his pants off and hands throws em to his new bride. She puts em on and they are like 2 times the size of her "I cannot wear these" she says. "Thats right, and don't you forget you could never fill my pants." The wife takes off her underwear and throws em to her new husband. He puts em on and gets them up to his Knees, "I cannot get into your underwear" says the husband, "Thats right, and that how it is going to be until your attitude changes"
There was this newlywed couple, they were in their suite getting undressed and the husband takes his pants off and hands throws em to his new bride. She puts em on and they are like 2 times the size of her "I cannot wear these" she says. "Thats right, and don't you forget you could never fill my pants." The wife takes off her underwear and throws em to her new husband. He puts em on and gets them up to his Knees, "I cannot get into your underwear" says the husband, "Thats right, and that how it is going to be until your attitude changes"
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