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[Donna]

funny read

http://www.mcsweeney.../23fleming.html

Let me know if it works I might buy an ipod lol

[albinoAZN]

hahahaha, number 5 definately my favorite

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5. Dig a pit about 5 feet deep, then take about 15 3-foot-long stakes 2 inches in diameter and sharpen one end to a fine point, like a very sharp pencil. Jam the sticks at least a foot into the ground, with the sharp ends pointing up. Cover the hole with pine boughs, grass, and leaves. Treat the Nano like a slice of cheese pizza in a deep, hot oven and place it gently in the middle.

[Indigo]

Speed, on Jun 30 2006, 04:28 AM, said:

No it didnt work. Everyone knows you need the big 60gig ipod video to kill someone effectively.

Yeah, I thought so too. Maybe you need to be some sort of iPod nano pro, and go through some sort of "official iPod-killer" training programme?

[OceanMan]

Pretty funny article The author seems to get really creative with some of those!

[SatanicPenguins]

i myself like the idea of using the cords to strangle someone, guess im unoriginal lol.... could always just tell the RIAA the address of the nano user and though the nano not directly resulting in the death of formentioned 'user', same result

[The_pro_designer]

Dont give my family any ideas.. I drink tea.

Very funny indeed.

Edited by The_pro_designer, 03 July 2006 - 12:01 AM.

[jamiecarter]

well actually after my 20gb (very 1st style) i pod broke after 2 years of service (which is good, but it broke when i installed the latest itunes, the buggers) and my g/f broke up with me for a loser, i cud try one, hmmm which one

lol

jamie

[CAMILLUS]

AHAHAH.. CRACKING UP ON HOSE THINGS

[miraga715]

I also like #5 but the tea bag thing is pretty good as well. Creative but then what ..Mike said makes more sense. Imagine Norsefest with a 60gig. Yeesh.

Edited by miraga715, 01 May 2007 - 02:18 PM.

[Bug]

Hehehehe, such a funny article Great find

[Propax]

ROFLLMAO. That is so funny. No.2 has to be the best technique to use.

Good find .

[photon]

AWESOME! LOL! keep finding more of these!

[Xfader]

lol

[Wes]

You could just make them listen to the Dixie Chicks... I don't care if they're ready to make nice or not, I wouldn't be caught dead listening to them.