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[Indigo]

I saw this in a norwegian forum, and thought it might be funny to have here too:
What's the most stupid thing you've ever said to the opposite sex?
Everythingfrom bad pickup lines to just some dorky thing that was meant in an entirely different way.

[Faken]

Indigo, on Jun 30 2006, 07:33 PM, said:

I saw this in a norwegian forum, and thought it might be funny to have here too:
What's the most stupid thing you've ever said to the opposite sex?
Everythingfrom bad pickup lines to just some dorky thing that was meant in an entirely different way.

As I woke up the next morning after sleeping with her and she was getting out of bed...

"Vanessa, where you going?"

Her name was Julie.

Dan

[Ghost]

I've never said this, and don't plan to, but my friend said it to me once and I thought what it would have been like if I was female;

"When's your next period?"

He was talking about school periods/classes, but it might go down the wrong way if your talkin to a chick instead, lol

[Mr. Matt]

my mate said to me a few days ago:

"I need to greese my nipples"

Turns out the nipples are somthing to do with suspension on the car lol

[Tirus]

deadly, on Jul 1 2006, 11:06 PM, said:

my mate said to me a few days ago:

"I need to greese my nipples"

Turns out the nipples are somthing to do with suspension on the car lol

lmao, thats hilarious!

um...i dont think ive ever said something really stupid to a girl....or nothing actually worth posting here...

[Indigo]

deadly, on Jul 2 2006, 03:06 AM, said:

my mate said to me a few days ago:

"I need to greese my nipples"

Turns out the nipples are somthing to do with suspension on the car lol

A friend of mine had something like this in his MSN nick: "Does anybody know how I can glue my nipples to the surface?"
It appears he was talking about something with his water cooling in his computer

I think one of the worst things I've said (I was quite drunk, and she was my best friend) is: "Are you drunk enough for me to kiss you now?" It appears she weren't Made me look kind of stupid!
But I bet I'll come up with more later, can't remember any other right now.

[Faken]

That drunk trick never works.

Dan

[Mr. Matt]

I have just remembered a chatup line that I would like to use, but most likly the girl would just crack up laughing, but here it goes:

What has 50 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper

its bad i know, but it breaks the ice a bit, well its better then this one:

You may not be the most beutiful girl in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away

or not as corney as

is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stairway to hevan.

Matt

[Hit3k]

Stupidest thing i've ever said
WELL
I just asked my friend what the stupidest thing i've ever said to her was.
She said "nothing" so I guess I'm clean

[syntex]

hahaha i dont know if i should say this but i said it yesterday to my gf:

Quote Syntex in Real Life:
Can I rape you now?

[Mr. Matt]

bet she liked you for that...

[DanWilliamson]

I called my ex-girlfriend mum which ended up in a slap and converting back to single "/

[Hit3k]

DanWilliamson, on Jul 3 2006, 12:08 PM, said:

I called my ex-girlfriend mum which ended up in a slap and converting back to single "/

How the hell did that get you single.. it wasnt during sex was it?

[syntex]

deadly, on Jul 3 2006, 11:35 AM, said:

bet she liked you for that...

She found it to be quite funny lol

[Mr. Matt]

Hit3k, on Jul 3 2006, 01:14 PM, said:

DanWilliamson, on Jul 3 2006, 12:08 PM, said:

I called my ex-girlfriend mum which ended up in a slap and converting back to single "/

How the hell did that get you single.. it wasnt during sex was it?

lol ul there mate

I had to share a room with 4 people on this years ski trip, and that meant us sharing beds (4 guys). I was sharing with my mate and twice in the night he called me by his gf name lol. I never let him forget that and whenever he called his gf i always kept going yes dear.

Matt

[DanWilliamson]

Hit3k, on Jul 3 2006, 01:14 PM, said:

DanWilliamson, on Jul 3 2006, 12:08 PM, said:

I called my ex-girlfriend mum which ended up in a slap and converting back to single "/

How the hell did that get you single.. it wasnt during sex was it?

Lol dude that would be just wrong "/ thinking about your mum when your having sex, it got me single because it's just a plain insult to my ex.

[RedDragon]

DanWilliamson, on Jul 3 2006, 02:19 PM, said:

Lol dude that would be just wrong "/ thinking about your mum when your having sex, it got me single because it's just a plain insult to my ex.

An insult? Girlfriends should wish we loved them as much as we love our mums!!

[MK_LAGI]

This has to be one of the stupidest things i said to a girl:
You're bulimic aint you?
This is what happened