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#41 coolaid

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 10:45 PM

The font one happens to me all the time ;) hmm, lets see..

You know you're a web designer when:
- You open Notepad when you're trying to open Dreamweaver/Frontpage
- You right-click on Flash movies to see if they've disabled the built in items
- You select a whole webpage to see what images are backgrounds

You might not agree, but I do this :rolleyes:



I always check wether a thing in a page was done with a background in css or something lol, just about every time I see a cool design.


so i'm NOT the only one :love:

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Posted 04 September 2006 - 12:09 AM

When you start a poem with:
Roses are #FF0000...

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Posted 04 September 2006 - 12:11 AM

When you start a poem with:
Roses are #FF0000...


HAHAHAHAHA!
Im still laughing at this!!
Seriously best joke ive heard to do with comps!

Dont know if its been posted but:
When you love to view the source code and stare at the good ones for so long!

Edited by syntex, 04 September 2006 - 12:20 AM.


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Posted 04 September 2006 - 12:43 AM

When you start a poem with:
Roses are #FF0000...


omg thats halerious definatley the best one yet wow classic.

#45 Griffin

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Posted 04 September 2006 - 12:48 AM

When you start a poem with:
Roses are #FF0000...


ROFL!.....nicely done :P

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Posted 04 September 2006 - 12:53 AM

#Vegatables {
Carrots: 3lbs;
Brocoli: 1lbs;
}


Or...
<h1>Shopping List</h1>
#Vegatables {
  Carrots: 3lbs;
  Brocoli: 1lbs;
}
:P

#47 zingyGecko

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Posted 04 September 2006 - 01:02 AM

...your license plate says </car>.
...you can't find your homework, and you say "404".
...you delete myspace friends for having invalid HTML tags

I'm sure someone else can come up with a better 404 or myspace joke but I'm tired and I'll keep 'em.

Edited by zingyGecko, 04 September 2006 - 01:03 AM.


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Posted 04 September 2006 - 01:20 AM

oh, i forgot...you will ALWAYS find me right clicking on a web page to see if it (or parts of it) are Flash...

lol, 1 time last year during class at my high school, my teacher was showing us some stuff on a website through a projector and i raised my hand and asked him to right click on the sound menu (figured it was flash) and he's like "why?" and I said I wanted to see if it was flash and everyone just kind of looked at me weirdly :P ....never did find out if it was flash or not.

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Posted 04 September 2006 - 01:32 AM

Not web-development related but:

When you use your GFX/PCI cards as shelves:
Posted Image


SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! :P

Posted Image

Haha so dusty!
Shit our systems look so much alike!

Edited by syntex, 04 September 2006 - 01:33 AM.


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Posted 04 September 2006 - 06:54 AM

LOL @ Rose are red hahahaha.

Damn that's dusty syntex lol

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 12:13 AM

I'm out of ideas for "You know you're a developer when..." but I have one for "You know you're a nerd."

You know you're a nerd when your wildest party involved typing '/dance' repeatedly.

(if you've never played an MMO then you won't get this)

Edited by zingyGecko, 05 September 2006 - 12:13 AM.


#52 Copernicus

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 12:35 AM

Heres one that happens to me.

You know you're a web developer when you type something in quotes and accidentally add a semicolon at the end.

;)

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 02:38 AM

Another nerd one:

You know youre a real nerd when instead of having a party for your birthday you have a LAN Party!

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 06:08 AM

8. Whenever you make a mistake in real life (misplacing something, decorating something wrong, mess ups at work, etc) you instinctively look for the “Undo” button.


lol, if only that was possible :unsure:


True, I wish it could be true, Awsome! hehe

#55 ChrisGilmore

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:59 AM

Theres some really good ones here. How about:

Wehn you do your homework, you immediatly go to find a validator.

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 10:19 AM

No i just think that its prety sad when people stay in to be on their PCs all the time. Anyway, I have 4 GCSEs in IT, including GNVQ and a £18,000 a year job.. and im 16 :) So im happy that you're smarter than me.. Maybe you can do better.

By the way.. Didnt even know you're a girl.. Im not sexiest :D Bout time some girls finally showed these geeks how to do it properly :D lol

So that's all you gained from your GCSE's. You automatically gain 4 GCSE's but what's that realy. At which grade, lemme guess, C. May I ask what your grades are for English Literature, English Language and Maths. They are the main grades people look for. Just by saying uh I have 4 GCSE's in ICT doesn't make you smart, you could do all the work in the poorest standard and pass. All you need is 7 / 15 in each Unit to pass.

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Edited by Al3x, 05 September 2006 - 10:19 AM.


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Posted 06 September 2006 - 03:01 AM

When you put <br /> stickers on your cars break lights.

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Posted 06 September 2006 - 03:18 AM

...you delete myspace friends for having invalid HTML tags


Myspace is always invalid. try and find me one valid myspace page =)

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Posted 06 September 2006 - 11:33 AM

Al3x, before posting what can easly be considered as an extremely rude post do your research. Depending on which level was attained on the GNVQ there is a god chance the 4 grades earned were 4xA.

He never said that he thought it made him look 'smart' as you put it. He was (and i say this speaking for him - i don't actually know so synitex but in here if you will :)) simply stating the levels he got in ICT which in discussion that was going on was relevant. Why would he include English/maths etc.

*wonders when a C was ever considered 'poor'* (and yes im predicted all B - A* so frankly my standards are a little higher but i in no way consider C to be poor, and im sure if someone who did get mostly C at GCSE read what you put about poor work then they might have something to say :unsure:)


When you try to burn all you're parents '____ for dummies...' books lol

Edited by Matthew., 06 September 2006 - 02:49 PM.


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Posted 06 September 2006 - 02:47 PM

Last I checked, Al3x, a C was considered the average grade and is not a poor grade. Like Matt said, do a little research before you let your ego get the best of you.




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