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Al-Gebra Attempts to Attack
NEW YORK-- A public school teacher was arrested today at JFK International
Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a compass, a slide rule, and a multi-function calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of
math instruction.
"Al-gebra continues to be a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search
of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every
triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God
had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
profound statement by the president ... Ever
Random picture:
Random Poem:
A smile
is a frown turned upside down.
A smile
is painted on the face of a clown.
A smile
brightens a dreary day.
A smile
chases tears away.
A smile
is a gift that shows you care.
A smile
is priceless no matter where.
A smile
is the key to happiness.
A smile
a sure sign of success.
When you feel lonely in a strange place.
It helps to see a smile on another's face.
If there is any real magic around.
It is the silent magic of a smile's sound.
~Kurt Hearth
Random Joke:
A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.
Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."
Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."
Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"
Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."
The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.
Mom : "Now what do I do?"
Son : "Get your ass out of bed and fix that kid some ice cream."
LOL!
Okay thats all, sorry for the randomness but I found these pretty funny!
is all I can say
