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[N4Z.]

Hey,

After sitting here for 15 minutes or so reading the thread of randomness, I decided to make a movie quote topic.

So without Further ado, here are my favourite movie quotes:

Soul Plane

Captain Mack: This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin' them switches and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. So screw your sh*t on tight and enjoy the flight.
Captain Mack: Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2.
Captain Mack: What part of "You ain't flying this motherf***in' plane" don't you understand?
Captain Mack: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET?! Oh sh*t, man! We f**kin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards!

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that

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Tom: [after having just robbed Dog and his crew] Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?
Soap: When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know.
Eddie: Bacon, see what we've got.
Bacon: Let's have a butcher's, eh?
[as he inspects their loot]
Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
Tom: What?
[Bacon holds up an unconscious man]
Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!
Bacon: I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!
Bacon: Knock him out? What'd ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Eddie: I don't know! Use your imagination!
[Bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain]
Tom: Don't touch him up! Knock him out!
Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? *You* knock him out.
Eddie: I fucking hate traffic wardens.
[after a pause, Tom and Eddie jump into the back of the van with Bacon; all three proceed to batter the Traffic Warden senseless]

Other

Snatch : http://www.imdb.com/...t0208092/quotes

The Godfather : http://www.imdb.com/...t0068646/quotes

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Pretty much my favourite movies of all time..

Source: imdb.com

What are your favourites?

Edit: Made the names Bold so theyre easier to read

Edited by Synitex, 25 September 2006 - 04:48 AM.

[syntex]

• Yippee-Kay-yay motherf****er -Die Hard
  
  
• Astalavista!! -Terminator
  
  
• Ill be back! -Terminator

Edited by syntex, 25 September 2006 - 04:58 AM.

[Dance]

Fear and loathing in las Vegas : "We better put on some f***ing golfshoes man or we will never get out of this place alive."

Southpark the movie: "Well remember kids, there are no stupid questions only stupid people."

Edited by syntex, 25 September 2006 - 05:20 AM.

[Mr. Matt]

well its not a movie, its the very old TV Series 'Fawlty Towers' classic classic program.

Basil: Oh, (you're) German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.

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German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...

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Sybil Fawlty: [Sybil suggests a way to get rid of Manuel's rat] Perhaps it would be simplest to have him put to S-L-E-E-P.
Basil Fawlty: Who? Him or the rat? I could get a discount if we get them both done.
Manuel: [suspiciously] Spleep?

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Mrs. Richards: I've booked a room with a bath and a sea view for three nights. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Manuel: Qué?
Mrs. Richards: What?
Manuel: Qué?
Mrs. Richards: K?
Manuel: Sí.
Mrs. Richards: KC? KC? What are you trying to say?
Manuel: No, no no no. Qué, "what."
Mrs. Richards: K. Watt?
Manuel: Sí: qué, "what."
Mrs. Richards: C.K. Watt?
Manuel: Yes.
Mrs. Richards: Who is this C.K. Watt?
Manuel: Qué?
Mrs. Richards: Is he the manager?
Manuel: Oh, Manajer.
Mrs. Richards: He is.
Manuel: Ah, Mr. Fawlty.
Mrs. Richards: Oh, what are you talking about, you silly little man?
[to Polly]
Mrs. Richards: Girl, I start to ask this man about my room, and he tells me the manager is a Mr. Watt, aged forty.
Manuel: No, no no. "Fawwl-ty."
Mrs. Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?

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[the health inspector, Mr. Carnegie is visiting and there is a rat loose in the hotel]
Manuel: Major try to kill Basil!
[Manuels rat is also called Basil]
Sybil Fawlty: Tried to kill BASIL ?
Manuel: No, not Mr. Fawlty, Basil my little...
[Manuel is about to say 'Rat' in front of the health inspector]
Polly: [suddenly] RATATOUILLE!
Mr. Carnegie: Basil the little... what?
Polly: Ratatouille; the chef calls the ratatouille 'Basil', because he puts quite a lot of basil in it.
Manuel: He put Basil in Ratatouille?
Polly: Yes!
Manuel: ARGGGHHHHHHHH!
[Manuel runs off to the kitchen screaming]
Sybil Fawlty: [to Mr. Carnegie] He's from Barcelona.


Classic times

Matt

[ktd]

World Trade Center:
Chuck Sereika: Got a name Marine?
Dave Karnes: Staff Sergeant Karnes
Chuck Sereika: Got something a little shorter?
Dave Karnes: Staff Sergeant

Black Hawk Down:

"Hoot": When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? Why? You some war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

"Hoot": Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window.

Eversmann: Remember, we're Rangers not some sorry-ass JROTC. We're Elite. Let's act like it out there. Hoo-ah?
Rangers: Hoo-ah!

"Hoot": Sergeant, you got your men this far. You did it right today. Now you gotta start thinking about getting them out of here.

McKnight: You, get up there and drive!
Othic: But I'm shot Colonel!
McKnight: Everybody's shot! We need the prisoners, let's go!

[after Hoot cuts in front of him in line for food]
Todd Blackburn: Hey, there's a line.
"Hoot": I know.
Todd Blackburn: And this ain't the end of it.
"Hoot": I know.

Steele: Sergeant, what's the meaning of this?
[Thinking he's talking about the unauthorized pig picking]
"Hoot": Just a little aerial target practice, sir. Didn't want to leave 'em behind.
Steele: I'm talking about your weapon, soldier. Now Delta or no-Delta, that's still a hot weapon. Your safety should be on at all times.
"Hoot": This is my safety, sir.
[He holds up his index finger and bends motions as if squeezing a trigger and then walks off]
Sanderson: Let it alone, sir. He hasn't eaten in a few days.

Garrison: Good luck, boys. Be careful. Nobody gets left behind.
Grimes: [looks at Eversmann's face]
Grimes: What's wrong?
Eversmann: Nothing. He's just never done that before.
Grimes: Oh, fuck!

Ladder 49

Chief Kennedy: It's never an easy thing, saying goodbye to a brother firefighter, it's not. And this time, particularly is difficult for me because I watched Jack grow into a, well, into one of the finest firefighters I've ever known. He joined this department because he wanted to help people, who knows how many homes are still standing because Jack was there or how many lives were spared. He gave his life for that cause. We'll never forget you Jack. And we're better for having known you. But I make you this one promise, tomorrow when that bell rings, we will be back on the truck, because you were the bravest of the brave. People are always asking me, how is it that firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else is running out? Well, Jack, you answered that question by saving another man's life. Your courage is the answer. And today we will be as brave as you, by not mourning you, but by celebrating your life. So I'd like everyone to stand up and celebrate the life of Jack Morrison.

[cheerio]

I have some, but I only feel like listing 1:

Chief Bud McGee: Why do you bring a video camera to school?
Trevor: The same reason you bring a gun to work. To shoot people.
http://www.imdb.com/...t0288439/quotes

Edited by cheerio, 25 September 2006 - 04:23 PM.