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#1 l3lueMage

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 06:01 AM

Post funny chats you have on your IM. :P

adama says (2:33 AM):
so bored
Matt says (2:33 AM):
same
adama says (2:34 AM):
i'm border!
Matt says (2:34 AM):
I'm borderer!
Matt says (2:36 AM):
XD
adama says (2:36 AM):
O RLY
Matt says (2:36 AM):
YA RLY
adama says (2:36 AM):
SIF
Matt says (2:37 AM):
*snaps fingers* OH NO YOU DIDN'T
adama says (2:37 AM):
xD
adama says (2:37 AM):
i'l turn to WoW for what limited entertainment it provides -_-
Matt says (2:38 AM):
NO
Matt says (2:38 AM):
don't do that
Matt says (2:38 AM):
D=
adama says (2:38 AM):
lol
adama says (2:42 AM):
o.o
Matt says (2:43 AM):
what to eat for snack
Matt says (2:43 AM):
o_O
adama says (2:43 AM):
do you think the expansion will make me fat?
adama says (2:43 AM):
xD
Matt says (2:46 AM):
lol
Matt says (2:46 AM):
I think it will make u run around like a crazy monkey
Matt says (2:46 AM):
O_O
adama says (2:47 AM):
one can only home O.O
adama says (2:47 AM):
*hope even
adama says (2:47 AM):
where'd the m come from xD
Matt says (2:47 AM):
monkey
adama says (2:47 AM):
omg, it's so obvious now



Chat 2:

(2:57 PM) D: you just got sprung lol
(2:57 PM) Matt: ?
(2:57 PM) D: http://www.pixel2life.com/forums/index.php...mp;#entry180077
(2:58 PM) D: and no one edited your post neither
(2:59 PM) Matt: eh? x.x
(2:59 PM) Matt: I don't get what you saying lol
(3:00 PM) D: you was hotlinking an image from 13dots I changed the image name and uploaded another in it's place
(3:00 PM) Matt: o lol!
(3:09 PM) Matt: LOL it took my browser a couple times to refresh the pic
(3:09 PM) Matt: O_O
(3:10 PM) D:
(3:10 PM) Matt: http://www.pixel2life.com/forums/index.php...st&p=180083
(3:12 PM) D: the name is right
(3:12 PM) Matt: how so?
(3:12 PM) D: l3lueMage is what I have
(3:13 PM) Matt: I see it as 13...
(3:14 PM) Matt: are you sure you put a l3 lol
(3:14 PM) D: yep
(3:15 PM) D: it's the font
(3:16 PM) Matt: if its the font
(3:16 PM) Matt: then why is the 2nd L normal?
(3:16 PM) Matt: and not the first
(3:16 PM) Matt: =D
(3:18 PM) Matt: lol

The original image is gone, it has magically changed again :o


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Posted 04 November 2006 - 06:56 AM

Okay, heres my chat log (Edited it a little) From a conversation between me and my mate from college:

(4:19 PM) Alex[Prex] says: Yo.

(4:21 PM) Tom [Prex] says: Afternoon.
(4:21 PM) Alex[Prex] says: My mum is being a whore, she stole my 360 from my room
(4:24 PM) Tom [Prex] says: Rofl. Pwned 4 Lyfe. Why did she take it? You been a naughty little bastard? ;o
(4:26 PM) Alex[Prex] says: No, she stole it to put in her room so she can play Dead Rising.
(4:29 PM) Tom [Prex] says: LMAO! You're mum is not only Milf but shes a gamer?! I'll be round in 15 mins.
(4:31 PM) Alex[Prex] says: :/ You **** lol
(4:34 PM) Tom [Prex] says: No need for the C word dear ;o xD
(4:34 PM) Tom [Prex] says: Seriously though, what's she wearing?

After about 10 minutes he finally replied, I think he went and had a cry :o Or his mum wanted a 2 player on Pro Evo :P

Edited by TheS0LDIER., 04 November 2006 - 06:57 AM.


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Posted 04 November 2006 - 07:16 AM

ROFLMAO


I uninstall messenger plus last night (greaaatt timing me) but i got the rough outline of it in my head:

Quote

saxsux: look FREE! ubuntu stickers...http://www.linuxemporium.co.uk/products/ubuntu_stickers/
Matt: wow...that's *great*.
saxsux: Yeah, and you've got nothing to loose
saxsux: ...apart from maybe your privacy if they ignore the DPA
Matt: Could loose your WTL
saxsux: Whats that?
Matt: Will To Live o__0
saxsux: Can stickers really do that?
Matt: Remains to be seen *orders*

Edited by Matthew., 04 November 2006 - 07:17 AM.


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Posted 04 November 2006 - 08:14 AM

Dont log my conversations, but this is a very common one :P

Some random person: Sup
Me: Hey

*silence*

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 09:16 AM

:P

Okay...

Lol.

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 11:40 AM

View PostAv-, on Nov 4 2006, 07:14 AM, said:

Dont log my conversations, but this is a very common one :P

Some random person: Sup
Me: Hey

*silence*
agreed lol that always happens.

Hoot

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 12:31 PM

View PostAv-, on Nov 4 2006, 01:14 PM, said:

Dont log my conversations, but this is a very common one ;)

Some random person: Sup
Me: Hey

*silence*

SO TRUE
haha

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 02:25 PM

okay heres mine. 8)

D650: got an awsome little tripod
D650: its all bendy and shit
D650: and its awsome
D650: so small
Miike: how nice
Miike: u have a tripod
Miike: and u can bend it
Miike: aww its small
Miike: my tripod is huggeeee!
D650: !@#$ you
D650: i got a huge one too
D650: in the closet
Miike: OMGGGG
D650: you can switch them out
D650: depending on what you feel like
D650: put that shit in your profile slut!
Miike: OH YEAAA





lol

Edited by Zenom, 04 November 2006 - 02:26 PM.


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Posted 04 November 2006 - 02:41 PM

lol... I always get weird chat logs with NG... last time we were arguing about a cow concerto...

MEU
MOO
MOOOOOOooooooOOOOO
MEU
MOO MOO
MEU

something like that... lolll ;)

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 01:06 AM

English is a very informative language LOL Hard to understand what people are saying.

Matt says (10:04 PM):
o.O for how long
Ô_Ó FRV (¬_¬): says (10:04 PM):
last thursday
Matt says (10:04 PM):
o.o
Matt says (10:04 PM):
this last thursday or 2 thursdays ago
Matt says (10:04 PM):
D=
Ô_Ó FRV (¬_¬): says (10:04 PM):
last thursday <3
Matt says (10:04 PM):
o.o 2 days ago?
Ô_Ó FRV (¬_¬): says (10:05 PM):
yeah


Never know what day people are talking about :P

Edited by l3lueMage, 05 November 2006 - 01:08 AM.


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Posted 05 November 2006 - 01:17 AM

wow random topic, mine are usually
hey
hey
sup
nmu
silence

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 08:57 AM

ahmed: hý
lee: naff off

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 11:20 AM

View PostWeb@ack, on Nov 5 2006, 07:57 AM, said:

ahmed: hý
lee: naff off
what?
what is hý?
and wow whoever you talk to is mean.

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 06:28 PM

View Postfusionmanx, on Nov 5 2006, 11:20 AM, said:

View PostWeb@ack, on Nov 5 2006, 07:57 AM, said:

ahmed: hý
lee: naff off
what?
what is hý?
and wow whoever you talk to is mean.

Have you never had someone from turkey add you on msn? The letter "i" on their keybored is "ý" so it appears as "hý" instead of "hi".

So basically, if you receive a message off anyone with an ý in it, then you know its a turk. And they usually only talk to you for one thing "show you boobs on kamera!!1".

So i tell them to naff off :love:

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 06:31 PM

^ That is why you don't use Yahoo or AIM, get spam chats all the time. MSN You can't message the person unless they allow it.

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 12:34 AM

View Postl3lueMage, on Nov 5 2006, 03:31 PM, said:

^ That is why you don't use Yahoo or AIM, get spam chats all the time. MSN You can't message the person unless they allow it.
aim has that option. and even if its disabled, you rarely get spam chats. rarely.

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 04:06 AM

Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : oh well...i will make you come back ^_^
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : tell me ur adress
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : **looks around for baseball bat**
sc : ;D
sc : send me some asian chick ;D
sc : ( dont have to be leagaly, ill just hide her in my closet,lol )
sc : XD
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : 1 sec bro
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : here u go ;D
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : http://static.flickr..._575f342db6.jpg
sc : whats that
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : clickey
sc : :-O
sc :I WANT HER
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : lmao
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : w0w
sc : ------------------------------------------>
sc : look avi ^^
sc : ;D
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : make her bigger a bit bro
sc : cant, msn resize it
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : open ps-> resize
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : <3
sc : oh yea
sc : lol
Yuri | EDS ™ - Spitfire | : lmao u dumbass ;D
sc : ;)

after that -> wet willy jokes r comming, didnt want to post that :D

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 04:12 AM

Nutter: *dodgy winking smiley*
Syntex: *dodgy winking smile back*
Nutter: stop raping me
me: im not D:
Nutter: STOP IT HURTS
me: wtf?
Nutter: hey
me: hi ;;
Nutter: i think..
me: ??
Nutter: *dodgy winking smiley*
me: olrite lets hit the bed
Nutter: OH YOURE SICK I DIDNT MEAN THAT
me: STOP LEADING ME ON JACK!
Nutter: nah ur too hot not too
me: YUS IM HOT
Nutter: well, seeya
me: love ya bai

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 08:40 AM

View Postsyntex, on Nov 8 2006, 09:12 AM, said:

Nutter: *dodgy winking smiley*
Syntex: *dodgy winking smile back*
Nutter: stop raping me
me: im not D:
Nutter: STOP IT HURTS
me: wtf?
Nutter: hey
me: hi ;;
Nutter: i think..
me: ??
Nutter: *dodgy winking smiley*
me: olrite lets hit the bed
Nutter: OH YOURE SICK I DIDNT MEAN THAT
me: STOP LEADING ME ON JACK!
Nutter: nah ur too hot not too
me: YUS IM HOT
Nutter: well, seeya
me: love ya bai


Lmao.. how random! hehe :P

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 11:26 PM

Duh cos thats why i posted it?

View PostWeb@ack, on Nov 5 2006, 11:28 PM, said:

View Postfusionmanx, on Nov 5 2006, 11:20 AM, said:

View PostWeb@ack, on Nov 5 2006, 07:57 AM, said:

ahmed: hý
lee: naff off
what?
what is hý?
and wow whoever you talk to is mean.

Have you never had someone from turkey add you on msn? The letter "i" on their keybored is "ý" so it appears as "hý" instead of "hi".

So basically, if you receive a message off anyone with an ý in it, then you know its a turk. And they usually only talk to you for one thing "show you boobs on kamera!!1".

So i tell them to naff off :)

Question: are u female for them to ask you that?

EDIT: Wtf, Just saw ur pic on the show your pic topic.. you arent even a girl to get asked that :)

Edited by syntex, 09 November 2006 - 12:28 AM.






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