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Started by Bug, Nov 06 2006 01:58 AM

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#1 Bug

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 01:58 AM

http://www.msfirefox.com/

Me, being the gullable person I am almost full-on believed this. Then I went to the download section and read "Click Go. And enter your credit card details on the next page."

Now that I look back on everything, I guess it had sarcasm written all over it. :)

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 02:00 AM

LOL The front page doesn't even look professional! I wouldn't download it even if it was real, MIcrosoft taking over Firefox would be like...I dunno. lol

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 04:48 AM

View Postl3lueMage, on Nov 6 2006, 08:00 AM, said:

LOL The front page doesn't even look professional! I wouldn't download it even if it was real, MIcrosoft taking over Firefox would be like...I dunno. lol

exactly ...

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 05:02 PM

lol, I got a 403

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 05:30 PM

yea me too
402 forbidden

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 05:48 PM

Looks like it's been sussed out! :popcorn:

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 03:52 AM

;)

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 11:33 AM

Its back now with a new design

almost looks like a stripped down version of the IE page

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 12:01 PM

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Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

That had me sold :mellow:

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 12:04 PM

It's just a modded IE7. Micorsoft...FireFox, that'll be the day.

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 11:54 PM

View PostFaken, on Nov 8 2006, 04:01 AM, said:

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Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

That had me sold :D

Lol yeah that part made me laugh so much. And as for the 403/402 errors, the site was the same before as it is now.

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 01:33 AM

View PostFaken, on Nov 7 2006, 05:01 PM, said:

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Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

That had me sold :)

ROFL! What kind of browser would do that???

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 01:28 PM

View PostCryptz, on Nov 7 2006, 10:33 AM, said:

Its back now with a new design

almost looks like a stripped down version of the IE page


View PostFaken, on Nov 7 2006, 11:01 AM, said:

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Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

That had me sold :P

*wonders how big fakens porno stash is*

lol I wonder who actually spent the time to make that site..

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 01:34 PM

View PostFaken, on Nov 7 2006, 12:01 PM, said:

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Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

That had me sold :P
lmao, that is absolutely hilarious!

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 10:10 PM

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software


Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.


most of this dont even make sense the only part that does is the credit card part, "Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)" they cant spell Microsoft, "1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)" any crappy gfx card can view HD gif images and isnt it suppost to be DPI not just I?, "Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)" thats just dumb all of it is anyway

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 08:07 AM

Wrong, it isn't dumb, it's funny ;)

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 04:31 PM

View PostAv-, on Nov 10 2006, 01:07 PM, said:

Wrong, it isn't dumb, it's funny ;)
its dumb if its actually microsoft who made the site

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 08:23 AM

of course its not microsoft who made it ;)

anyway, i got myself an msfirefox email account :D
av@msfirefox.com

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 08:30 AM

How long will it be before Microsoft find this and sue them big time....

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 11:21 AM

did anyone check out the video .. ROFL
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