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[Joke] - Thanksgiving And Cops

Started by Donna, Nov 26 2006 11:03 PM

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#1 Donna

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 11:03 PM

An elderly man in Phoenix called his son in New York and said,
"John, I hate to ruin your day but your mother and I are getting
divorced. Forty years of misery is enough... we can't stand the
sight of each other any more."

"What!" the son exclaimed, "You can't, dad I ... "

"Shut up, son. There's nothing you can say will change our minds.
I'm sick of your mother and she's sick of me ... and I'm sick of
talking about it. You can phone your sister in Chicago and tell
her for me. It's over!", said the old man, and slammed down the
phone.

The son phoned his sister in Chicago. She was enraged. "No way!
We can't let this happen! John, I'm calling Dad and putting a
stop to this right now!"

She phoned her father, and before he could speak she exploded,
"Dad, you absolutely cannot divorce mom. I won't let this happen.
I'm phoning John back right now and we'll be on the next available
flights down there. Don't do a thing until we... "

The phone went dead as her father hung up on her.

In Phoenix the father turned to his wife and said, "Okay, they're
coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares. What are we
going to tell them for Christmas?"

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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the d**k goes underneath the horse, not on top."