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[l3lueMage]

Try this debate system, try keeping the debate going as long as possible...
I debated ATI vs NVIDIA...and ATI won T.T

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Nvidia is greater then ATI
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: ATI SUCKS!
HAG: How can you say that and keep a straight face?
Human: CAUSE IT DOES
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: ORLY?
HAG: Where do you get that stuff?
Human: It's something called teh INTERNETZ...ever heard of it?
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha! Get real.
Human: no seriously o.o..
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: I swear to god I got it from the internet
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Really? based on what facts?
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

website here:
http://www.io.com/~jwtlai/hag/

[N-sane Noob]

This program is stupid

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: woman and man
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: men are more powerful than women
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha! Get real.
Human: seriously
HAG: Redneck!
Human: do i look red to you greenface?
HAG: Communist!
Human: i am gonna call 911
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: you are done
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: you will die in 7 days
HAG: Communist!
Human: women are weaker than men
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[syntex]

I dont really think its possible to beat it?

[Ben]

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Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: That I am better than you
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: Well I am obviously better than you because I am real. You are just a program and have no feelings
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: That has no relevance to the debate at all you retarded Java system
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Same goes for that remark aswell...
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: Actually no I'm not, especially in this debate. You see I provide real facts, unlike you who just has a random comback everytime
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Thankyou for proving my point, I have won the debate
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: I highly doubt it'
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: You aren't capable of judgement, you are just a computer program
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

This is stupid. I clearly won

Ben.

[Hayden]

l3lueMage, on Jan 11 2007, 09:37 PM, said:

Try this debate system, try keeping the debate going as long as possible...
I debated ATI vs NVIDIA...and ATI won T.T

Quote

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Nvidia is greater then ATI
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: ATI SUCKS!
HAG: How can you say that and keep a straight face?
Human: CAUSE IT DOES
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: ORLY?
HAG: Where do you get that stuff?
Human: It's something called teh INTERNETZ...ever heard of it?
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha! Get real.
Human: no seriously o.o..
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: I swear to god I got it from the internet
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Really? based on what facts?
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

website here:
http://www.io.com/~jwtlai/hag/

Because HAG knows that ATI pwns all.

[EAXT]

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: me against you
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: I am
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: I'm still am
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Yet, I am, and you're not
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: As long as I have one
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Perhaps, yet I tried and you lost
HAG: Communist!
Human: Thanks, I have a heart at least
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: As long as it prooves that I've got one
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

Edited by EAXT, 12 January 2007 - 12:00 AM.

[l3lueMage]

OMG, I got completely owned

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Internet
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: is the internet for pr0n
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: so the song "The internet is for pr0n" is wrong?
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: why?
HAG: Limp! Limp!
Human: stop being sarcastic and stick to the subject!
HAG: Limp! Limp!
Human: okay that's not even funny
HAG: How can you say that and keep a straight face?
Human: because...IT...IS...NOT...FUNNY!
HAG: Shut up.
Human: Oh no you didn't!...GIRL! XD
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[l3lueMage]

He still won...
HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: This debate is over
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: You may begin.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Drop dead.
HAG: You're wrong! Completely and totally wrong!
Human: You're wrong! Completely and totally wrong!
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Screw you.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: You are full of it, aren't you?
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: Stick to the facts! Have youno understanding of proper debating?
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Drop dead.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[damir_zg]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: pixel2life
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: that site rules the web
HAG: What a load of crap.
Human: How can you say that and keep a straight face?
HAG: Communist!
Human: your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat everybody shouts taxi taxi!!! XD
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: you're so ugly when you go to the zoo the animals feed you!!
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Is that all you can say?
HAG: Nazi!
Human: This is pointless. I won.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: I am just being realistic. unlike you.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

Edited by damir_zg, 12 January 2007 - 05:15 AM.

[Mr. Matt]

whenever he calls you a Nazi, that means you have won:

Godwin's Law

Matt

[Faken]

Well that was easy...

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Your fat ass
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: the debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.

Zing!

[α∂αмяoss]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Pixel2Life
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: i think it's a great place to learn and have fun
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Why?
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: What the? You're an dumb computer program
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Screw you too
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: So are you
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: Hell yeah! you smell!
HAG: Nazi!
Human: If i'm a nazi your a fat version of hitler - a complete jerk with no life
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[EAXT]

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: You
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: I just did
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: lol no worries... I was speaking of you
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Go ahead.. I'll follow
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: I was talking of you, you idiot
HAG: Communist!
Human: Fascist!
HAG: You don't really believe that, do you?
Human: No I don't actually... it's too much a compliment for some shit like you
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Fuck you
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

lol... this was fun

[α∂αмяoss]

EAXT, on Jan 13 2007, 12:21 AM, said:

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: You
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: I just did
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: lol no worries... I was speaking of you
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Go ahead.. I'll follow
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: I was talking of you, you idiot
HAG: Communist!
Human: Fascist!
HAG: You don't really believe that, do you?
Human: No I don't actually... it's too much a compliment for some shit like you
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Fuck you
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

lol... this was fun

That was really good

[squr3l]

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Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: thats what she said
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: i already began
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: youre a mean computer and deserve to short circuit
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: im taking debate at school
HAG: Redneck!
Human: i always lie
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: why shouldnt i
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: i believe ive read that comment on p2l
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: omg you repeated the same thing twice
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

i really thought the i always lie part would blow up the server lol

[Matheus]

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: politics
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: what do you know about politics?
HAG: Communist!
Human: I made you a question, can you awnser it?
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Im sorry, can you repeat that?
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: I have no idea what are you talking about, I asked you about politics and you came to me speaking pure nonsense
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: It's time to you to see a psycologist
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Have a good day
HAG: Give up. You don't have a case.
Human: LOL
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

hahahe
I win

[squr3l]

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Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: your mothers fat a$$
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: yo mamas so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
HAG: Pinko!
Human: the debate is over. i have won!
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: i said the $#%@ debate was over you cheating a$$hole!!!
HAG: Nazi!
Human: thats offensive to all germans who will eventually read this on p2l
HAG: Screw you.
Human: i believe i have you backed up against a wall
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: proper debating does not include calling people nazis
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: thats what she said
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

i went back for a second try
(and i editted some profanity out of my posts for the sanctity of p2l)
and that cheater still won

[A Twisted Illusion...]

Classic. He calls his creator a name he should be banned for.

Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: You're wrong! Completely and totally wrong!
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: How can you be so ignorant?
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: Don't give me that crap.
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: Where do you get that stuff?
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: You don't know what you're talking about.
Human: Jim W. Lai
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.