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#1 Faken

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 10:38 PM

For you folks in the prairies...

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat Winnipeg Rye Bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the clerk asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Winnipeg Rye Bread?"

The clerk said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He replied, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this but me."

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 10:40 PM

LOLLLLL ok one question: where did you get that??

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 10:44 PM

You're scaring away the new-comers, Faken :angrylooking:

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 11:06 PM

I dont get it :angrylooking:

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 11:25 PM

View PostEAXT, on Mar 12 2007, 11:40 PM, said:

LOLLLLL ok one question: where did you get that??

My dad sends me a joke daily via email... it's like a morning ritual or something :angrylooking:

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 03:13 AM

I dont get it :angrylooking:

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 03:30 AM

Neither did I, thus my previous post

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 03:37 AM

OMG That was funny..

For those who don't get it...

By the 5th loaf it will be HARD and the 87 year old said it give you great stamina with the ladies..

Im dissapointed in the ones who didn't get it lol

Very funny :angrylooking:

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:40 AM

View Postsyntex, on Mar 13 2007, 04:06 AM, said:

I dont get it :lol:

View Postl3lueMage, on Mar 13 2007, 08:13 AM, said:

I dont get it :(

That's called... canadian humour lolll

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 11:06 AM

My god guys... how can you not get this? The lady is saying the bread will get hard (stale) if he buys that much, he thinks she means his penis will get hard.

*sigh* kids...

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 04:23 PM

Does it help to know that I'm a blonde inside? :biggrin:

Edited by Bug, 13 March 2007 - 04:23 PM.


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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:24 PM

lol at bug, syntex, and l3luemage...

It was funny faken, I got it.

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:18 PM

View PostalbinoAZN, on Mar 13 2007, 11:24 PM, said:

lol at bug, syntex, and l3luemage...

It was funny faken, I got it.

You dont lol @ me, i lol @ you, its illegal to lol @ me.

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:30 PM

lol Bug your funnier than the joke.

What's with all these Canuck jokes Dan, I'll have to hunt some Quebec ones down incase you start adding BC ones :biggrin:

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:46 PM

View Postsyntex, on Mar 13 2007, 10:18 PM, said:

You dont lol @ me, i lol @ you, its illegal to lol @ me.
Then may I politely point and snicker? :biggrin:

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 11:50 PM

View PostDonna, on Mar 14 2007, 02:30 PM, said:

lol Bug your funnier than the joke.
I try :rolleyes:

Nah... I'm usually like that. It happens with most jokes; I end up catching onto the joke 10 seconds (or more) after everyone has finished laughing... kinda gets annoying lol





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