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[Dirk Black]

For centuries untold people have idly questioned, "What the heck is with that bunny on Easter anyhoo?" Apt question, but why did no one ever probe further...or perhaps they did and were quickly silenced?

I have discovered, nay, exhumed the real truth about that "cuddly" "kid-lovin'" temptor socially known as "Peter Rabbit" or the even more innocuous moniker of "Easter Bunny".

Using stealth only otherwise possessed by masters of the Northern Shaolin form of martial arts, I spotted this creature doing its worst: hiding undeserving chicken embryos and poisonous pounds of edible matter collectively called "Easter candy".

I take a moment to apologize for your lowest guts churning with bile, with filling your very heart with a morbid fear, but as it is with all truths - they must prevail.

Attached you will spy - in all his wickeness - that evil temptor, that Piped Piper of Religious Holidays, that Svengali with Claws and a Fluffy White Tail...the EASTER BUNNY!!

WARNING: DISTURBING GRAPHIC ATTACHED.

[albinoAZN]

looks like Gandalf

[N4Z.]

I don't get it..

[exido]

S0ULJA., on Apr 8 2007, 03:58 AM, said:

I don't get it..

me to..

[Dirk Black]

uhh.. its funny?

[SebLev]

from the response so far... not really