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[SebLev]

Made me laugh.... got to love Americans

http://www.strangepl...ngs/travel.html

[Donna]

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I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."

You can see everything from Canada

[l3lueMage]

OMG LOL Idiots o_o! I know someone that cant understand time zones either I have explained it to him so many times and now he has given up and just asks what time it is where and stuff >.>; he doesn't understand the GMT either that we are GMT-8 he's like whats GMT and stuff X___X

[Matt L]

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I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

Proof that stupid people shouldn't be allowed outside their house - or should wear a helmet.

[Stu]

haha, good stuff... i particularly like the pepsi-cola on a computer plane one!

Stu please remain on topic if you have a problem with a post then use the report button, off topic replies below were removed.

Edited by Donna, 25 October 2007 - 01:16 PM.

[damir_zg]

lol hilarious! made me laugh

[sez318]

Now that is funny!!

[Faken]

LOL that's pretty good, but you can bet they had to take 1000 calls to get 1 gem of idiocy... you could do this with any country really. In fact, I plan to bug the crap out of some friends coming from Europe next month with my Canadian humor... telling them to avoid feeding polar bears from car windows and such. Good times

Btw this had me laughing pretty good...

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A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

[NSS]

Ah, aye it's part of reality I guess. But hey look I'm an American U.S. Citizen, but I'm Russian blooded and I will not let anything that would force me from trying to travel to Europe. Only thing that keeps magnetizing me to there; Switzerland, Germany, Norway, Sweden, and all the nordic countries.

But anyhow, I'll be moving to Canada sometime in two-three years and moving up to maybe oil Alberta or frenchy Montreal. I have lots of friends though up in Montreal hopefully I fly there.

- NSS :bashhead: