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Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women


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#1 CrazedLlama

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:38 PM

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

Lol cracked me up!



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Posted 23 January 2008 - 07:24 PM

lol thats awesome!

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 10:05 PM

lmao, thats funny!

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 03:26 AM

:P
your account will now be erased by Donna or PSgirl i am afraid,
but hey it was nice knowing you...

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 06:50 AM

haha thats not bad.... I liked it alot

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 08:36 AM

11. The gun puts out?

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 11:29 AM

lol

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 12:05 PM

Thats really funny.Thanks for making me laugh.

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 03:45 PM

12. Guns don't get head aches :P

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 04:01 PM

that's all well and good, boys, but don't forget that both women and guns can put your eye out! and women can do so USING said guns......

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 04:48 AM

there both hard to get these days.

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 11:32 AM

View PostS0LDIER., on Jan 24 2008, 04:45 PM, said:

12. Guns don't get head aches :friends:

;)

lol

13. After you use it the gun can be reloaded!
14. The more you use it, the more it gets hot!





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