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[Clandestine]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these que stions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+ 20+20+9+ 20+2 1+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you..

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematica l certainty, that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the the Bullshit and Ass- kissing that will put you over the top.


REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.

[EAXT]

ROFL!!! GOOD ONE!

[Hoot]

nice, made me laugh!

Hoot

[affenmunkEY]

*smirk* good one, will think of this one when I leave school and enter a job career :-P

[Donna]

This is so old, surprised it's still making the rounds.......................awaits the dancing baby now


Who ever sent it to you can't add

Clandestine, on Jul 25 2008, 12:19 PM, said:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

[affenmunkEY]

Now either I hope you just had the number it came up to stuck in your head Donna or you.. re-counting that for whatever reason is... stupid? :-P

[Donna]

affenmunkEY, on Jul 25 2008, 01:51 PM, said:

Now either I hope you just had the number it came up to stuck in your head Donna or you.. re-counting that for whatever reason is... stupid? :-P

If you can't see it's wrong you better stay in school lol

[affenmunkEY]

Donna, on Jul 25 2008, 10:53 PM, said:

affenmunkEY, on Jul 25 2008, 01:51 PM, said:

Now either I hope you just had the number it came up to stuck in your head Donna or you.. re-counting that for whatever reason is... stupid? :-P

If you can't see it's wrong you better stay in school lol

(Sorry for caps-lock) IT'S HOLDAYS for munkEY's sake! Although I've been working 6-10hours a day from 7am for the last 2weeks :'(

[Clandestine]

Donna, on Jul 25 2008, 09:45 PM, said:

This is so old, surprised it's still making the rounds.......................awaits the dancing baby now


Who ever sent it to you can't add

Clandestine, on Jul 25 2008, 12:19 PM, said:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

Sorry a lot of us haven't been here since the beginning of time

[Bug]

Nice! That's awesome!

Clandestine, on Jul 26 2008, 09:50 AM, said:

O....kay

[Donna]

Clandestine, on Jul 25 2008, 04:50 PM, said:

Sorry a lot of us haven't been here since the beginning of time

1996 is not the beginning of time lol, you was around in 1996

[SebLev]

being younger then 10 doesn't count... you don't see much of these things at that age...

[Faken]

hahah seen that before... personally I've always liked the saying:

If you can't impress them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your bullshit

Dan