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[JamesPickens]

> How to Shower Like a Woman
>
> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
> according to lights and darks.
>
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> pumice stone.
>
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
>
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
> until red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>
>
> Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
> Shave armpits and legs.
>
> Turn off shower.
>
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>
> Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>
> Get out of shower.
>
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
> How To Shower Like a Man
>
>
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
> them in a pile.
>
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
>
> If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
> 'woo-woo' sound.
>
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>
> Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Wash your face.
>
> Wash your armpits.
>
> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
> Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>
> Wash your hair.
>
> Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>
> Wee.
>
> Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
> bath the whole time.
>
> Admire willy size in mirror again.
>
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on.
>
> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>
> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy it her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> Throw wet towel on bed.



lol Me > Donna

[Zefar]

Well that's not exactly how I do. XD But that gave me a good laugh at least.

[JamesPickens]

Its the average of what people do, i do a bit things diff but still lol

[John^]

haha thats great...

[CoryMathews]

lol i like that got a few good laughs.

[ThaBirdman]

that definintely L'ed my OL....and thats almost exactly how i do it (cept i dont have a wife...but w/ever )

[Jeepinator]

occasionally i do a little something b4 a shower...as i'm not married...and not old enough either

[JamesPickens]

TOO MUCH info :x :x

*chokes himself*

[Donna]

.regress, on Apr 27 2005, 09:39 PM, said:

lol Me > Donna

Just wanna quote that bit you.


Bite this ========>


Read this yrs ago

[JamesPickens]

meany lol

[ThaBirdman]

lol, donna...you better be loading some of these sweet emots into p2lv2, they are the best!

[syntex]

ROFLMAO That gave me a good laugh lol

[SirPimp]

Whats a shower?

[syntex]

SirPimp, on Apr 28 2005, 03:55 AM, said:

Whats a shower?

Ahahahahaha whats a shower...
How homeless

[adam123]

Jeepinator, on Apr 28 2005, 12:01 AM, said:

occasionally i do a little something b4 a shower...as i'm not married...and not old enough either

ewww, we didn't need to know that.

[Apache]

Cheesus man lol too much info

[Magnus]

LMAO
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YAY 100th post IM DRINKIN TONIGHT

[joker002]

HAHAHHA

[adam123]

ThaBirdman, on Apr 28 2005, 02:10 AM, said:

lol, donna...you better be loading some of these sweet emots into p2lv2, they are the best!

Try this for some added emoticons.

[Atomica]

LOL very nice .astatic, did you make that off the top of your head?