A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."
Then little Tony says, "I have a question for you.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting
off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which little Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking
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A little joke for you, cheeky kids!
Started by Jamie Huskisson, Jul 19 2005 11:35 AM
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:35 AM
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:48 AM
Afternoon Jay lol
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:57 AM
lol 
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 12:03 PM
SNAP
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 12:11 PM
Ha LOL I that funny I gotta print it out 
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 03:50 PM
Thanks Jay 
Gotta show my parents this one
Gotta show my parents this one
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 03:51 PM
Ahahahaha still laughing till this moment
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:05 PM
bwwaaahahahaha....a classic!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:43 PM
hahah, i did a lol.
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