funny read
http://www.mcsweeney.../23fleming.html
Let me know if it works I might buy an ipod lol
Eight Ways to Kill Someone by Using an iPod Nano
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, Jun 29 2006 04:47 PM
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Posted 29 June 2006 - 04:47 PM
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Posted 29 June 2006 - 11:28 PM
No it didnt work. Everyone knows you need the big 60gig ipod video to kill someone effectively.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 01:21 AM
hahahaha, number 5 definately my favorite
5. Dig a pit about 5 feet deep, then take about 15 3-foot-long stakes 2 inches in diameter and sharpen one end to a fine point, like a very sharp pencil. Jam the sticks at least a foot into the ground, with the sharp ends pointing up. Cover the hole with pine boughs, grass, and leaves. Treat the Nano like a slice of cheese pizza in a deep, hot oven and place it gently in the middle.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:24 AM
No it didnt work. Everyone knows you need the big 60gig ipod video to kill someone effectively.
Yeah, I thought so too. Maybe you need to be some sort of iPod nano pro, and go through some sort of "official iPod-killer" training programme?
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 10:31 PM
Pretty funny article The author seems to get really creative with some of those!
The author seems to get really creative with some of those!
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 02:22 PM
i myself like the idea of using the cords to strangle someone, guess im unoriginal lol.... could always just tell the RIAA the address of the nano user and though the nano not directly resulting in the death of formentioned 'user', same result
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Posted 03 July 2006 - 12:00 AM
Dont give my family any ideas.. I drink tea. 
Very funny indeed.
Very funny indeed.
Edited by The_pro_designer, 03 July 2006 - 12:01 AM.
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Posted 03 July 2006 - 07:47 AM
well actually after my 20gb (very 1st style) i pod broke after 2 years of service (which is good, but it broke when i installed the latest itunes, the buggers) and my g/f broke up with me for a loser, i cud try one, hmmm which one
lol
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lol
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Posted 25 April 2007 - 01:53 PM
AHAHAH.. CRACKING UP ON HOSE THINGS
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:17 PM
I also like #5 but the tea bag thing is pretty good as well. Creative but then what ..Mike said makes more sense. Imagine Norsefest with a 60gig. Yeesh.
Edited by miraga715, 01 May 2007 - 02:18 PM.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 05:39 AM
Hehehehe, such a funny article Great find
Great find
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 02:09 PM
ROFLLMAO. That is so funny. No.2 has to be the best technique to use.
Good find
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Good find
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 01:18 AM
AWESOME! LOL! keep finding more of these!
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 02:26 PM
lol
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Posted 12 June 2007 - 10:07 AM
You could just make them listen to the Dixie Chicks... I don't care if they're ready to make nice or not, I wouldn't be caught dead listening to them.
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