I love weird, old buildings. There's quite a few round here - I think there's a large hill-type thing with a sort of hollow inside that cavemen would have used as shelter. You can still go inside and sit in it - or so I've been told. Never been there, personally, though I'd love to go check it out.
There's also a magnificent building that's really, really close by called Hadlow Tower - it's an odd place. It's a kind of neo-Gothic/Romantic folly built by a guy called Walter Barton May at some point in the 1800s - no matter where you go, you can always kind of see it peeping over the horizon. There's a lot of speculation over why it was built, and popular folk legend says the guy that built it was simply compensating for something, which certainly goes some way to explaining why the tower itself looks like some kind of kaleidoscopic phallus

A more widely-accepted story, though, is that May built it to lure back his wife after she split up with him, and he wanted to instill the feeling that he would always be there, watching, and she could never escape...
Quite recently (a few years back at least), Michael Keisser (the owner of the tower at the time) was unable to afford the costs of running the thing, and so, in desperation, in June 2007 he tried to auction the tower off on eBay and
sell his own sperm. For something like, I dunno, £1 million per donation? There was a web page advertising it - I don't know if it's still around, but I'll definitely have to look for it. I wrote an essay on it for a paper once, it's such a weird story. As far as I know, the Kent/Tonbridge council stepped in and bought the tower off the guy, but that's the extent of my knowledge. My mother used to know somebody that knew Keisser, I think - makes a great story for parties!