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#1 c-c-C-C-UNIT

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 08:51 PM

I say Ill Mitch he's fast and danger.

A little taste -

They call me ILL Mitch I’ve got a fighting fist
If any dumb rapper try reciting this
I’ll do him a favor, yeah right whatever
Sorry homeboy you just pull my lever
My rhyme will hit you like a falling tree
And tell your lady friend quit calling me
Look at you man, you’re obviously sad
Slow and dumb you make a bad dad
You better listen up this is your captain speaking
Fasten your rap belt you rapping weakling
You are my disciple now wash my feet
You never should have put your rap across a beat
I smear across your face with a frosty treat
A smear campaign now you’ve lost your heat
I win every contest… got a bomb vest
In a battling environment I am the strongest

And a little more...

Well the contest ended and I win the trophy
But I see the battle loser looking sad and mopey
So I say hey man you need to take it more lightly
You lyrically fight me, but I know that you like me
And I like you too, so I will give you advice
When you rap fight a man you shouldn’t be so nice
Like remember when I tripped you when you walked on stage
You lost your confidence and you lost your rage
I had my friend call your cell phone in the middle of your rap
And you got so distracted man you fell for my trap
Don’t be a gloomy guy, know one likes defeat
Would if make you feel better if we got a bite to eat
By the way, can I get a ride to my home?
Also is it cool if I try out your phone?
Would you like to buy my trophy, I’m a little short on cash?
Can I maybe have your tape deck, mine’s sort of trash?

CAN'T TOUCH THAT!

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 09:49 AM

Rap: One letter short of the truth.

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 09:57 AM

Rap: One letter short of the truth.

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I didn't want to get in trouble for saying it :huh:

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 11:16 AM

Rap: One letter short of the truth.

Dan

Damn, you beat me to it! I have another word but it's slightly unsuitable :huh:

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 02:58 PM

ughh.. thats some ugly rap... heres some prime food for thought. really rap. real though, none of this 'im big and bad' junk you hear on the radio.

everybody be sure to read it, it'll make your heart break :huh:

ghostface killa verse, wu-tang - tearz:
Me and my man, my ace big Moe from the shelter
Bout to hit the skins, from this girl named Thelma
Now Thelma had a rep, that was higher than her neck
Every girl from Shaolin dissed her respect
We was stimmy, you know how it is when you're blitzed
Three o'clock in the morning, something gots to give
Moe said he'll go first, I said I'll take next
Here, take this raincoat, and practice safe sex
He seemed to ignore, I said be for real
She's not even worth it, to go raw deal
A man's gonna do what a man's gonna do
He got butt-naked and stuck the power U
Twenty minutes went by, my man went out, without a doubt
I'm not pumpin' up, I am, airin out
Hey yo, he came out laughing with glory
I'm surprised, he's still livin', to tell his story
But he carried on, with the same old stuff
with Stephanie, like a whammy, he pressed his luck
Both tried to be down with O.P.P.
Ain't nuttin' wrong but he got caught with the H.I.V. now
No life to live, doc says two more years
So after the laughter, I guess comes the tears

Edited by coolaid, 04 May 2006 - 03:00 PM.


#6 c-c-C-C-UNIT

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 05:26 PM

Rap: One letter short of the truth.

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I don't think you fully appreciate the genius that is Ill Mitch.

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 05:42 PM

How is Rap music? Obviously its poetry, crude poetry.

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 06:04 PM

Ill Mitch.


hehahsha, i busted up laughin looking at those pics....

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 06:25 PM

haters.... its poetry, with a beat. the only reason people hate it is because the stuff that makes tv is stupid, and thats the only thing ignant people see

lol is that mitch guy serious???

Edited by BeaverElfeater, 04 May 2006 - 06:28 PM.


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Posted 04 May 2006 - 07:55 PM

Poetry?! hahaha yeah ok... Ghetto Poets. Russian Ghetto Poets.

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 10:05 PM

lol ill mitch is the type of person who make people look down on rap

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 10:34 PM

lol why do i always argue with admin?

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 10:49 PM

lol why do i always argue with admin?


:) Looks to me like your arguing with yourself lol did you misplace your edit button?

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 10:51 PM

lol why do i always argue with admin?


:) Looks to me like your arguing with yourself lol did you misplace your edit button?


naw, i thot the new version of IPB merged double posts

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 03:13 AM

Rap: One letter short of the truth.

Dan

Damn, you beat me to it! I have another word but it's slightly unsuitable :)

and that word wouldn't consist of adding an e would it, good :huh:

So do you write lyrics alot?

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 06:09 AM

Rap: One letter short of the truth.

Dan

Damn, you beat me to it! I have another word but it's slightly unsuitable :)

and that word wouldn't consist of adding an e would it, good :huh:

So do you write lyrics alot?

hahahaha sicko

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 08:18 AM

lol ill mitch is the type of person who make people look down on rap


Actually, rappers in general make ppl look down on rap.

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 08:45 AM

How ironic, I just ordered a t-shirt that says "Support the fine arts. Shoot a rapper" :(

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 09:23 AM

The problem about rap is that it's not about poetry, it's not art, it's nothing exept almost-not-dressed-women and shouting "yo yo yo", then they take a short break, and continues "yo yo".
...and offcourse to look as gangsta as absolutely possible.
I guess rappers and they friends are the only one who think they look cool. We reasonable people just don't.

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 09:34 AM

Rap is crap and so is the 'MCing' where you hold you hand to your moth and go 'phsoooom phsoooom' or whatever the hell you do with a 'backing' singer going 'yo yo ma homeboy' I don't mind some rappers such as a few of Eminems songs because he rapped about his life and it's meaning but people like 50 cent I mean what the hell is 'Welcome to the candyshop?' that is plain sad.




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