64 replies to this topic

[l3lueMage]

I think Faken has lost it...*backs away slowly*

[Donna]

Don't make me report you to the federal government.

Dan

You have totally jinxed me, my life will never be sane again. we had guests over last night and all they wanted to do was watch hockey.

[dEcade]

Hockey rocks! I like the Avalanche and Ottawa too.

I don't like Todd Bertuzzi because of that shot on Steve Moore. Man that made me mad!

Any one hear if Moore is going to be coming back?

dEcade

Edited by dEcade, 26 April 2006 - 07:07 PM.

[Hoot]

Don't make me report you to the federal government.

Dan

You have totally jinxed me, my life will never be sane again. we had guests over last night and all they wanted to do was watch hockey.

Face it Donna Hockey will take over the world

Hoot

[Faken]

SONOFA&@%$@&%@^ Montreal lost in overtime lastnight... BAH

Dan

[Hoot]

Colorado won lastnight in OT, they had a goal to tie it up in the last couple minutes.

Hoot

[Faken]

We only care about Canadian teams though.. get with it

Dan

[l3lueMage]

MONTREAL SUCKS! *gets instantly banned by faken* okay okay me sorry XD!...not too much of a hockey fan myself so tell me a team to go for, and I will o.O!

[Hoot]

Ottawa or Colorado maybe Montreal

Hoot

[Faken]

Oh man... Ottawa just scored two goals back to back... 4-2 sens yay!

Dan

[Hoot]

Yeah, I was at my PC the first time I wasn't sure who scored but I noticed the croud wasn't cheering much for it (Ottawa is in Tampa) so I thought Ottawa scored and then right after another goal

Hoot

[Faken]

And another goal... Tampa is going to be golfing this weekend!

Dan

[ktd]

I think Faken has lost it...*backs away slowly*

Canaidians and their hockey...

Anyway,

GO WHALERS!!!!!

I lived and died with those Whalers

[Donna]

Three Canadians and three Aliens were traveling to a Hockey game.The three Aliens each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?”,
asks an Alien.

Watch and you’ll see,” says a Canadian. They all board the train. The Aliens take their respective seats but all three Canadians cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says, “Ticket please!” The door opens a crack, a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Aliens see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game they decide to copy the Canadians on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment the Canadians don’t buy a ticket at all.

How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed Alien.

“Watch and you’ll see,” replies a Canadian.

When they board the train the three Aliens cram into a bathroom and the three Canadians cram into another bathroom nearby.

Once the train leaves the station, one of the Canadians leaves and walks over to the other bathroom where the Aliens are hiding, knocks on the door and…

[Faken]

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Montreal lost again... 3 games in a row. Mtl YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! :bashhead:

Dan

[ktd]

Calm down Dan. Plus, Philadelphia is still in

[Faken]

Was nice to see Ottawa maim Tampa... looks like no return champions FOR YOU FLORIDA!!!

Dan

[DanWilliamson]

Who are Montreal??? Is this normal Hockey or Ice Hockey? I am from the UK and don't watch TV so I am slow :'(

[Faken]

Normal hockey IS ice hockey NHL Hockey.

Dan

[DanWilliamson]

Normal hockey IS ice hockey NHL Hockey.

Dan

I am now officially dumb and humiliated =]