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#61 CoryMathews

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Posted 06 September 2006 - 06:31 PM

you know your a designer when you cant explain which color your talking about so you give the hex code of it.

#62 Discontinuity

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 06:28 PM

Why would you use <li><ul> for a shopping list? Semantically and gramatically you should use



<ol>

<li>Item</li>



And what about



<form>

<fieldset>

<legend>Shopping List</legend>

<ol>

<li>Bacon</li>

</ol

</fieldset>

</form>



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Posted 08 September 2006 - 12:42 PM

Why would you want a form for a shopping list? :)

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Posted 08 September 2006 - 03:16 PM

Why would you want a form for a shopping list? :D


cos your a web developer? ;)

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Posted 08 September 2006 - 04:12 PM

- When you make sure your homepage is using valid XHTML.

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 07:47 AM

Why would you want a form for a shopping list? ;)


cos your a web developer? :P

But a web developer would want to ensure that they complete a job the best way.. a form would be completely redundant for a shopping list. :)

#67 Matt L

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 08:08 AM

unless the submit button is like the till?

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 08:21 AM

LOL!

Use fieldsets to group under dairy, fat, etc lol.

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 10:29 AM

Why would you want a form for a shopping list? :P


cos your a web developer? :D

But a web developer would want to ensure that they complete a job the best way.. a form would be completely redundant for a shopping list. :love:


i think your just taking this too seriously there all jokes. but true that would take forever.

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 07:16 PM

couldn't you guys just use good old PHP?

<?php
$list = array('milk', 'cheese', 'steak');
print_r($list);
?>

Here's some that I came up with:
  • You talk in PHP or HTML
  • You killed your friend because he used an Iframe
  • You spent more money on the internet than you did for your house
  • Your main source of income is via the internet
  • You refuse to buy from a site that does not have SSL
  • You have your own server center in your basement
  • Your 43, and still haven't moved out of your parents house


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Posted 10 September 2006 - 08:22 PM

i have to agree

1. when you wake up at night and write down the a quarter of the php code for a big project your doing (sometimes i write half, and one time i wrote it all on paper and checked it for errors for about 1 hr. :))
2. you code for fun (i do this to)

You talk in PHP or HTML

Sometimes

You killed your friend because he used an Iframe

No but i kicked him

You spent more money on the internet than you did for your house

lol, not me there but i live the internet basically

Edited by itunes66, 10 September 2006 - 08:25 PM.


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Posted 10 September 2006 - 08:59 PM

1. when you wake up at night and write down the a quarter of the php code for a big project your doing (sometimes i write half, and one time i wrote it all on paper and checked it for errors for about 1 hr. :))
2. you code for fun (i do this to)


haha, when I was in Iraq earlier this year I would do that when I was sitting at base. Of course everyone there thought I was such a loser because they couldn't read 1 sentence that I writ. But yes, sometimes when I can't sleep I do code.

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 06:51 AM

lol, did they ask you to read it to them

Edited by itunes66, 11 September 2006 - 06:53 AM.


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Posted 11 September 2006 - 08:49 AM

If you try to use a while loop when you have to do something repeatidly.

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 08:55 AM

when you can explain how to make something in photosop using keyboard shortcuts.
I'm sad :-(

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 10:48 AM

9. You accidentally start typing your term papers with <?php


So True. This topic is great!

I am very new at learning codes and using applications to create with.

Not sure if this would make your list....

When you open the source code for every web page you visit and look for new javascript developers.

I have found the best stuff this way. (ie. joomla, gimp, phpbb forums, open office, sourceforge.... etc etc)

I am new to this forum. It is great to see everyone and this topic is especially much needed stress relief! :D

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 10:58 AM

Thanks for the welcome Adam!

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 12:36 PM

Wow. this topic has been open for time and i just read it for the first time, great list hehe!

#79 chaoslight

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 01:06 PM

When you write <br /> after every line you write on paper, and point out to everyone that your being "XHTML Valid".

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 01:18 PM

i had to explain to people what that meant lol, i have done it before




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