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[Av-]

when you style your word documents with css

[Tirus]

you write the date as getDate("Y-M-D") on your term paper (similar to what someone already wrote but I thought of it while eating pizza for dinner last night and it gave me a little chuckle.

[ktd]

When you make a list of reason how your a complete nerd.

By that I'm refering to this topic

[Hit3k]

This should really be turned into "you know you are a computer nerd when:" topic I have so many of those =D

[Davey]

...you are on holiday and cant wait to get home to try out some new ideas

[beaverpoutine]

... a friend tells a joke. You start laughing while your hands virtually types lollll on your knees

[BradyValentino]

you know you're a web designer when:
you're in class and look through all the books looking for a 'Wikipedia' paperback, because a dictionary isnt good enough.

[designcode]

All points are right, but IE is not devil at all.

[Hit3k]

yes..it is...

[beaverpoutine]

All points are right, but IE is not devil at all.

Fine ... ok IE6 is devil.. not IE7...

[ludwigw]

<br /> after every line is not XHTML valid..... you're supposed to put every text in <p> tags.

Neither IE6 or IE7 is the devil, IE6 is just retarded.

Sometimes I write a PHP script (in my exercise book) to help me figure out the answer to some math problems....

[Dance]

And you do know that you are not a web developer when you build a website like this guy.

Edited by Donna, 21 September 2006 - 06:17 PM.

[Rory]

Not a webdesigner one but a previous joke gave me the idea:

You buy "Reading for dummies" to learn to read.

Some people may not get the subtlety of that one.

[Illinifan91]

When you write <br /> after every line you write on paper, and point out to everyone that your being "XHTML Valid".

hah i like the point of that its xhtml valid part, lol

[GypsyOwl]

Still getting a kick out of this topic. I was thinking about it this morning and had to drop in to see the updates.



You need a site map to find anything (except the laptop ) in your house.

<title> Milk </title> src= dairy_isle.gif


You don't look at graphics, you look at extensions and how many layers a gif has.

cookies are entertainment instead of snacks

... a friend tells a joke. You start laughing while your hands virtually types lollll on your knees

That is FuNNY!


You look for External Source Codes when you are talking in person with an old friend and after they have asked you to give them information about yourself.

When you are in public with other developers, you get funny looks from people who overhear parts of your conversations " value, class, emoticons, style, justify, padding, default, global, content, cookies, shortcut, hover, search, domain, auto, initializing,

and it gets worse when you start repeating yourself....
saying everything two or three times in a row before you go to the next line,
and you always div or tr inbetween thoughts....



I have homework for math so I am going to get that done now. Thanks for starting this topic.
It is great stress relief.

<input type="submit"/>

[beaverpoutine]

.. when you sing the windows theme instead of saying hello on the phone

lolllll I was sooo tired when I thought opf this one!

[ktd]

Insted of calling someone a broken record, you call them a loop.

[Devilman]

You run out of money in a shop you scream and rave "donate to paypal!!"

[seraph!m]

When you're watching TV and you mean to tell your friend to use picture in picture and you say, "Open it in a new tab."

[Illinifan91]

.. when you sing the windows theme instead of saying hello on the phone

lolllll I was sooo tired when I thought opf this one!

lol thats a really good one.